FINALLY!! It looks like theyr’e replacing the douched out ‘Jersey Shore’ cast!
Although the original crew has already started filming their second season in Miami. Reports have surfaced that MTV producers are already attempting to ride the Jersey Shore success wave twice and cast all new guidos and guidettes for the show’s THIRD season!
Apparently the casting call is looking to find “tanned and toned fist pumper(s)” who know how to “dominate the gym, tear up the dance floor and rule the bedroom.” Applicants must be over 21 but “appear to be younger than 30.”
According to a source Executive Casting Director Doron Ofir said:
“I am searching for the proudest, loudest, and wildest to carry on the legacy and no haters allowed.”
They should have done this for the second season.. These clown asses are long overdue for their kickout from the spotlight.


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THESE GUYS ARE SOO GHEEEYYYYY
jesus…. these are the biggest douchelords on the earth
this cast is seriously PLAYED. so sick of them and theyve abused all the opportunity MTV gave them for basically being a bunch of drunk fools! bye bye losers!