Rachel Uchitel Returns to Celebrity Rehab

July 29, 2010

Not even 24 hours after bolting Celebrity Rehab, Rachel Uchitel is back, baby.

Tiger Woods’ preferred mistress quit the VH1 reality show after storming off in a huff, but agreed to come back after producers tracked her down.

The “VIP Hostess” returned after castmates – including Hills douche Jason Wahler, actor Eric Roberts and model Janice Dickinson - urged her to.

You know what they say. Always listen to Jason Wahler.

Why did she bolt? Not because Dr. Drew brought up Tiger Woods, sadly. She’s not even allowed, legally, to talk about the golfer in any way at all.

Her departure followed an intense therapy session while discussing her late father who died of a cocaine overdose in his 40s (Rachel Uchitel was 15).

Despite reports she has a pill problem, specifically with the sleep aid Ambien, sources have said Uchitel is on the show because of “emotional issues.”

That’s a polite way of saying “an addiction to banging married celebrities.”

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