Ashton Kutcher’s Old Cougar Is Upset Over His New “Cool Pix” Moment

Here’s a raunchy still from Ashton Kutcher’s and Anne Heche’s upcoming movie (out in August 2010) “Spread” (in which he plays an opportunist with a penchant for wealthy and extremely horny older women) that Demi Moore tried to ban so she wouldn’t have to be reminded of her husband getting his rocks off with Celestia of The Fourth Dimension in every imaginable position (and while she was chanting ”Oh, Quiness, ah ka fota tuna dunna,” translation “Oh God, it is a good fortune to be here”).

Or maybe she just got jealous Anne could spread them like a puppet on a string without breaking her femur bone or requiring hip replacement surgery. Word has it that after seeing these stills, Demi hired Nadia Comaneci in order to perfect her vertical split.

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