Not even 24 hours after bolting Celebrity Rehab, Rachel Uchitel is back, baby.
Tiger Woods’ preferred mistress quit the VH1 reality show after storming off in a huff, but agreed to come back after producers tracked her down.
The “VIP Hostess” returned after castmates – including Hills douche Jason Wahler, actor Eric Roberts and model Janice Dickinson - urged her to.
You know what they say. Always listen to Jason Wahler.
Why did she bolt? Not because Dr. Drew brought up Tiger Woods, sadly. She’s not even allowed, legally, to talk about the golfer in any way at all.
Her departure followed an intense therapy session while discussing her late father who died of a cocaine overdose in his 40s (Rachel Uchitel was 15).
Despite reports she has a pill problem, specifically with the sleep aid Ambien, sources have said Uchitel is on the show because of “emotional issues.”
That’s a polite way of saying “an addiction to banging married celebrities.”
While Kim Kardashian may have found a new man, her ex-boyfriend has apparently also moved on from his relationship with the reality star.
The Saints running back and Amber Rose were spotted at AXE Lounge in Southampton Saturday night. Not only were Bush and Kanye’s former love looking quite cozy all night, they even took bathroom breaks together.
More drama on Heidi and Spencer’s pretend divorce front — Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are both accusing each other of having affairs. Radar Online says:
Heidi is staying at the Malibu home of Cougar Zank, a Marine turned bodyguard who had become close friends with Spencer while working on a script together.
That made Spencer’s hair stand on end.
He considered Cougar HIS friend, and he’s convinced himself the only reason Cougar would have sided with Heidi in the split is that “he wanted her for himself.”
A source revealed that Heidi is just back from New York City and that Cougar accompanied her on the trip.
And then her claims:
One of Heidi’s major concerns is that Spencer has been seeing another woman since their split in May.
“She is very anxious to find out if her suspicions and the rumors are true, especially if he’s spent any money on another woman. Heidi has hired a private investigator to look into it,” the source reveals.
Don’t worry, it’ll get worse (MUCH worse) before it gets better… So sit back and enjoy the moronic mayhem!
After Chris Brown decided to use her as his own personal punching bag, Rihanna had a brief fling with Jimmy from Degrassi Drake!
Rihanna moved onto LA Dodger Matt Kemp quickly after, and now Drake is finally speaking out about what went down between the two..
He reveals:
“I was a pawn. You know what she was doing to me? She was doing exactly what I’ve done to so many women throughout my life, which is show them quality time, then disappear. I was like, wow, this feels terrible.”
Crazy! Didn’t know that was Rihanna’s style! Beat it, skeet it, and leave it eh? Hah!
In the time though Drakes moved onto bigger and better things and Rihanna has just gotten weirder and weirder.. Drizzy for the win!
And sorry Drake, but as much as a pimp you are… You’ll still always be Jimmy to us!!
According to OK! Magazine, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are back together – and they have this lovely little story on how Kim’s mom helped them reconcile.
Allegedly Kris Jenner called Reggie hoping that the he would agree to give Kim another chance. And he agreed.
“They’ve always had a great relationship. He loves her like his own mother,” claims a source regarding Reggie and Kris’ relationship. “They joke around, and Kris can say things to him that most people wouldn’t be able to get away with.”
Only one BIG problem… The story is a bunch of BS (probably made up by Kris Jenner herself because Lawd knows she’ll do anything for a little press)!!.
Kim’s actually way pissed at her mom and OK! Magazine for running a BS story like this considering she’s their beauty editor… Yes, that’s right, they have Kim Kardashian as their beauty editor… If that doesn’t show you how much they suck, then you suck!
Calvin Murphy, an NBA Hall of Famer, has renewed the fervor over the rumor that Delonte West nailed LeBron James’ mom Gloria by apparently corroborating it.
Murphy says Gloria James did in fact have sex with Delonte West – despite LeBron and Gloria James’ lawyer saying that the West rumor is completely untrue.
The legend, who has no connection to the situation but seems well-versed, insists James’ mom was nailed by Delonte West, his Cleveland Cavaliers teammate.
“It ain’t no rumor … it’s absolutely true. My sources – and they’re legit sources – say the only people that didn’t know were LeBron and me,” Murphy told ESPN.
“Delonte West is going to get what they call the old proverbial blackball,” he adds. “I cannot imagine him being on my team. One of us is going to be in jail.”
“They was doing the horizontal poker. It is absolutely horrifying for someone to be a scuzz bucket and do something like that. I’m talking about both of them.”
There was a cease and desist order to Terez Owens, the site that printed the rumor, but the site has stood by it so far, saying it’s just reporting the news.
Murphy says it clearly affected James’ play this postseason, and may result in him leaving Cleveland: “There’s something wrong with him, sight unseen.”
“I didn’t see the camaraderie. He’s gone from Cleveland. There is no way you can sugarcoat this situation. This situation will change LeBron’s direction.”
Murphy goes on to say, “He supposedly found out about this during Game 4 of the playoffs. I made the statement on the air that it seemed like he quit.”
“I don’t know how you weather that storm – [but LeBron knows how] especially when everybody knew. Who had the audacity to make the first move? I was told there was another party out there,” Calvin Murphy continued.
Is he implying that another player was also involved? Regardless, Murphy, who has 14 children by nine women, says this affair was too much – even for him.
“I understand about broken family situations, I’ve done terrible things in my time, but home slice couldn’t holler … Delonte is supposed to be LeBron’s boy.”
Lebron needs to make a house call to Delonte’s moms house and give it to her good… to even the score of course!
The lengths this clown will go to in attempt to try to stay relevant are redic!
Paris Hilton’s ex-boyfriend Doug Reinhardt is seeing this year’s Miss USA Rima Fakih! A source reveals:
“They met through friends and have been talking and seeing each other. He flew to NYC to do press [for his new show, The Reinhardts: Family Comes First], but knew she would be here and they would get together.
“She’s flying to L.A. to see him next week. It’s very new, but they’re having a good time. She made him watch the Miss USA pageant. He isn’t jumping into anything. He’s enjoying everything he’s got going on right now.”
The two of them have been on a few dates in the past three weeks, but a pal close to Rima says, “She’s crushing on Doug, but she recently broke up with her on and off again boyfriend.”
Whatever it takes to keep your UN-relevant ass relevant Dougie!
