nick cannon Chelsea Handler vs Nick Cannon

The Twitter war is on.

Smartass Chelsea Handler started the feud when after hearing word about Nick Cannon doing a comedy show, she Tweeted, “I just heard nick cannon s starting a comedy tour. Who’s going to do the comedy?”

Hahah of course Cannon couldn’t just let that slide so he posted about eight Tweets dissing her and then said, Everyone knows @Chelsea handler had sex with the head of E! for her show. So when its canceled does he get residual pussy for the reruns?”

“Just talked to @50cent He said he made @chelseahandler get G-Unit tattooed on her balls!”

“@chelseahandler @howardstern @eminem Why do all these angry ugly whitetrash folks want beef with me? What I do? I’m a harmless corny dude!”

Why Nick Cannon?? Because you play into it SO WELL! You are still talking about Eminem and he talked about your girl YEARS ago!!

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Hope everyone’s having a great weekend.. and don;t get too crazy tonight like THIS guy!

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amanda bynes maxim shooter Amanda Bynes Has Officially Un Retired From Acting (Yaaawwwn)!

Amanda Bynes Unretired Amanda Bynes Has Officially Un Retired From Acting (Yaaawwwn)!

That was fast… and completely unexpected…lol!

Actress Amanda Bynes has returned to Hollywood after heating up the blogosphere with news of her retirement from acting last month.

Bynes, 24, grandly declared her comeback to the big screen on her Twitter account on Friday.

“i’ve unretired,” the notorious Twitter freak posted.

n June, Amanda alerted fans that she was leaving acting because the craft that made her the darling of Nickelodeon in the late 1990s and early 2000s simply wasn’t as fun as it used to be.

“Being an actress isn’t as fun as it may seem… If I don’t love something anymore I stop doing it. I don’t love acting anymore so I’ve stopped doing it,” she Tweeted at the time.

At the time, however, Amanda did admit that she was a little young to call it quits already.

“I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first. I’ve #retired.”

Bynes’s career credits Nickelodeon’s sketch comedy entitled All That, and she even fronted her — own simply called The Amanda Show. Amanda also starred along with Jennie Garth on The WB sitcom called What I Like About You. She’s also appeared in a few movies, includng She’s The Man and Hairspray.

She hits screens again Sept. 17 in the comedy Easy A, co-starring Emma Stone

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Why do i insist on top posting this?? Because this is the funniest set of videos of all time and today’s the fourth of July anyways and I shouldn’t even be working as is!

Laugh and enjoy!!

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That aint right!!!

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Looks Like Chelsea Handler had an awesome time in vegas… and these pictures should prove it.  But why share these with the entire world?!   No one wants to see your old ass swingin utters floppin g around everywhere while your drunk cougar ass pretends to be 21 again!

You’re a talk show host, NOT a sex icon… Yuck, so nasty!!

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Douche1 Bret Michaels Was Watching Porn When He Had His Brain Hemorrhage

You’ve gotta love Bret Michaels.

Just two days after telling Oprah just what his brain hemorrhage felt like, he opened up to Rolling Stone about what he was doing when it hit:

“I was going back and forth from SportsCenter to Busty Cops 3. Maybe that’s what did it!”

Lol yea, that’s it, he had a premature brain hemorrhage because of porn… pffft.

Still in contention for the title on Celebrity Apprentice, whose finale airs Sunday, Michaels has a message for his fellow finalists:

“None of them thought I was going to get out of bed… I said it on the show: Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness.”

As for how he’s survived, Bret only has one theory: God must be a a fan of classic rock and reality TV.

“I’m just appreciative to be here and have such great family around me, great friends and a great medical team,” Michaels said. “I thank the good Lord or guardian angel – whoever is watching over me – that it didn’t take me out.”

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ToiletDeath WTF?! Woman Dies After Doctors Try To Remove A Toilet Brush Handle From Her Ass!

This is some BIZARRE shizz, and yes, when someone sent me this I decided that I HAD to share it with you all!

According to The Sun:

Cindy Corton, 35, was left with the bizarre injury after a drunken fall in a friend’s bathroom in 2005 but “serious errors” by doctors then led to her death.

It was two years before Cindy, who was in constant pain, was able to convince doctors that the thin serrated plastic handle was stuck in the flesh of her bottom.

By then what should have been a routine procedure to remove it had become much more dangerous because the handle had become embedded in her pelvis.

After two unsuccessful operations in 2007 the mother-of-one was in such agony that she agreed to undergo further surgery in June last year despite being told it could prove fatal.

Cindy of Sleaford, Lincs, spent more than ten hours in surgery at Nottingham’s Queens Medical Centre but died from massive blood loss.

Husband Peter, 61, said that when his wife first attended A&E at Lincoln County Hospital she was sent home with painkillers, despite showing them the wound on her bottom.

Four days later she was in such pain she went to Grantham Hospital and, although x-rays were taken, nothing was found.

He told the inquest in Grantham: “She wasn’t properly examined by the doctor at Lincoln.

“At Grantham she wasn’t examined properly again.

“This was unsatisfactory. The failures to investigate sufficiently in the first place at Lincoln and Grantham were a major factor in Cindy suffering.

“This could have been prevented by early location and removal of the foreign body which would have been a simple procedure at the time.”

Recording a narrative verdict West Lincolnshire coroner Stuart Fisher criticised Dr Killian Mbewe who first examined Mrs Corton at Grantham Hospital.

Despite being told what had happened he simply had an x-ray taken which revealed nothing.

“It appears Dr Mbewe did not seek a second opinion, ” said Mr Fisher.

“My view is that this failure to pursue further medical inquiries at this stage was a very serious error on his part.

“Had he done so and surgery had taken place I have no doubt Mrs Corton would be alive today.

“Surely if it was not picked up on the x-ray you don’t abandon this woman and send her home with a few tablets.

“It was a significant foreign object. It is difficult to image anything more significant.”

Witness Bruce Hickling of Ruskington, Lincs, told the hearing of the night the accident happened when Cindy had arrived at his home drunk.

He said: “She was drunk. After about an hour she wanted to go to the toilet but I had to help her up the stairs.

“Then I heard the toilet flush followed by a bang and a cry.

“I went in and saw Cindy stuck between the toilet and the wall. I tried to lift her but she was wedged tight.”

He needed the assistance of a friend to free her before calling an ambulance because she was bleeding.

“When the crew arrived they weren’t very happy. They said she was drunk.”

He said it was the next day when he discovered that the handle of the toilet brush was snapped off and missing.

Cindy’s husband, a construction manager, is now taking legal action against United Lincolnshire Hospitals Trust.

He said after the hearing: “Ok she was drunk but they didn’t take her seriously. She showed them the wound but they didn’t do a proper examination.

“I think it was probably down to the hospitals trying to save money and doing things as cheaply as possible.”

He added: “Cindy got a very poor service from the NHS. I’m sure she would have got better treatment in foreign countries.”

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