Who better to roast than the drunk dude who ate a hamburger off the floor? Don’t act like you’ve never done it.
David Hasselhoff was roasted over the weekend, coming after others such as Flavor Flav, William Shatner and Bob Saget.
With a lot of material to work with, it’s no surprise there were no shortage of burns to give out.
Here are some of the highlights LA Times reports, “How can you embarrass a man who so thoroughly embarrasses himself?” quipped roast master Seth MacFarlane, creator of Fox’s hit “Family Guy.” Comedian Lisa Lampanelli cracked that Hasselhoff’s liver was so black it could have sex “with two of the Kardashian sisters.” Greg Giraldo told Hasselhoff that when alcohol does its taxes, “it lists you as a dependent.”…
Later on in the night, “Hasselhoff, who just finished filming “Hop” with Russell Brand and is currently shooting a reality show with his daughters for A&E, was in the mood to celebrate.“It’s humbling to be here, and I’m happy to be sober,” he said, munching on a hamburger. “It wasn’t so brutal. I’m glad to be where I am in life, with my career and my family. I’m very honored.”
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