Last week HOC reported that Real Housewives of DC resident drama queen Michaele Salahi had joined the new cat of Celebrity Rehab.

Only a week into filming, sources are saying Michaele has been kicked out! A rep says Michaele was kicked out because she has “no addiction,” and “no reason to be there.”

Guess fame whore was not valid enough for Dr Drew. Didn’t they discuss this with her in the pre-interviews??

Sources say that Dr Drew tested Michaele for Multiple Sclerosis and her results were negative. “Dr. Drew did a thorough medical examination of her, including a full neurological check-up, and she is fine. Michaele is all drama, that is her main issue,” a source says.

How Z-list do you have to be to get kicked off “Celebrity Rehab”??

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Z List Celeb – check
Attention Whore – check
Rage Problem- check

Looks like Michael Lohan has passed the necessary criteria to appear on the next season of Celebrity Rehab with Dr Drew. Michael will be seen for his addiction to mesh shirts… and rage issues.

Sources say that Lohan has issues to deal with including anger he still feels towards Dina. Michael reportedly wants Lindsay and Dina and their other children to appear on the show, which will probably not even happen if hell freezes over.

Lindsay is reportedly angry that her dad agreed to be on the show without even talking to her first but hopes that he will use some of the money he makes to pay back child support to Dina!

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Charlie Sheen has had …err….some issues lately. He says he is taking care of them, but that is still to be seen.

In any case, Celebrity Rehab star Dr Drew Pinsky weighed in on Charlie’s problems last night according to TMZ.

When asked about Sheen’s attacks on Alcoholics Anonymous when he said they were a cult with a 5% success rate, Dr Drew said, “He’s got a point … their success rates aren’t that great … but it DOES work when people do it.”

When asked about Sheen’s latest behavior, Dr Drew said, It’s no joke, he’s getting manic … these are bi-polar, manic symptoms. I’m frightened for the guy.”

Honestly, how much would Dr Drew LOVE to get an A lister on his rehab show? Sure beats Jason Davis or Janice Dickinson!

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Dr Drew is on a roll lately. First he caused controversy over his remarks about Brangelina breaking up. Now he’s going after Snooki! Cmon Drew, pick on someone your own size. No seriously, you are like three feet taller than her.

Dr Drew said, “Forget her behavior. She’s no different from any other alcoholic. Let’s talk about why we watch it.”

“I’ve said this before — we’ve gone from fascination with physical freaks to fascination with behavioral freaks.”

Does Dr Drew really care? Or is he just trying to get a cast together for the next season of Celebrity Rehab?

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Dr Drew Pinsky has always seemed to be that voice of reason in the crazy, dysfunctional world of Hollywood. Dr Drew has now made some pretty serious remarks about the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie relationship.

There have been claims that Angelina has previously used heroin. Dr Drew says,

“There’s no such thing as ‘I was a heroin addict.’ That doesn’t exist in nature. Something is going on with [her] addiction. Or she’s in recovery. And I don’t see any evidence that’s the case. So we’ve got one person who’s a heroin addict. Which is a chronic lifelong condition, period.

Dr Drew says Brad Pitt is no saint either. Jennifer Aniston once said Brad was missing a sensitivity chip. Dr Dre says,

“We have another person who has said things like, “Well, Jennifer [Aniston] was into long-term relationships, that’s just her way of looking at things.” I mean, that demeaning attitude towards other people’s emotions. Now put those two people together and you have got a really volatile situation. And they’re constantly creating things to weld themselves together. Which is only going to serve to make a more nuclear eruption. There will be some sort of meltdown that will be phenomenal when it does happen.”

Right now they look fine… but we will keep you posted!

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Not even 24 hours after bolting Celebrity Rehab, Rachel Uchitel is back, baby.

Tiger Woods’ preferred mistress quit the VH1 reality show after storming off in a huff, but agreed to come back after producers tracked her down.

The “VIP Hostess” returned after castmates – including Hills douche Jason Wahler, actor Eric Roberts and model Janice Dickinson - urged her to.

You know what they say. Always listen to Jason Wahler.

Why did she bolt? Not because Dr. Drew brought up Tiger Woods, sadly. She’s not even allowed, legally, to talk about the golfer in any way at all.

Her departure followed an intense therapy session while discussing her late father who died of a cocaine overdose in his 40s (Rachel Uchitel was 15).

Despite reports she has a pill problem, specifically with the sleep aid Ambien, sources have said Uchitel is on the show because of “emotional issues.”

That’s a polite way of saying “an addiction to banging married celebrities.”

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Lindsay has been fitted for her latest ankle accessory and has already gotten around some of the rules with a doctor’s note. Currently, she is only allowed to take Adderall (for ADD) and Ambien (for sleep) per the court’s instructions. Now, since she’s getting some teeth pulled, it’s more than likely that her dentist will prescribe some sort of painkiller for her… And according to our source (who is a VERY close friend of Lindsay’s), she KNOWS she’ll get a prescription for drugs because it and that’s why she went to the dentist in the first place.

Our insider went on to say:

“She’s needed those teeth to be removed for years now but never wanted to go and get it done.  Now that she has to stay clean she’s been putting on a show when she goes out and when no one’s around, is bouncing off the walls.. So much to the degree that she actually set the dentist appointment JUST so she could get a prescription for pain killers.  She’s hoping the Dr. will prescribe her percocet”

Hey Lindsay.. wanna know how we know you;re a drug addict??? Lol

But SERIOUSLY this chick needs some help and FAST!!

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Here’s an interview with Lindsay Lohan proclaiming that she’s been “in compliance” with the court system regarding her alcohol education classes… Those comments have been disputed by stalker blogs such as TMZ every 15 minutes, every day, for the past month.

She looks kinda high in the video.. lol.. Not a good look Lindz!!

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Heather Locklear was arrested for hit-and-run Saturday, according to TMZ, following a crash near North Ranch Country Club in Westlake Village, Calif.

Deputies went to look at the area and found a knocked over “no parking” sign and obvious signs that a car that went up the curb, drilling the sign.

The police confirmed through investigation that the car in question was Locklear’s black BMW, and the collision was very close to Heather’s home.

Officials then went to Locklear’s home, saw damage to the BMW consistent with the collision, and arrested the 48-year-old star for hit and run.

In ‘08, Locklear was arrested in Santa Barbara for allegedly driving under the influence of prescription medications. She pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor charge of reckless driving and was placed on three years probation.

If you do the math, she was placed on probation in 08 for a somewhat similar offense… Which means she’s still on probation as of when this happened, and in compliance with her probation, she’s looking at 90 days in jail for violating her probation if she gets convicted… Good luck chickie.

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It looks like the people closest to Lindsay Lohan aren’t the only ones concern with her wild partying ways, Dr. Drew Pinsky, host of the hit VH1 show, Celebrity Rehab, is also concerned.  According to reports Dr. Pinsky says:

“I have had a very bad feeling for a while that Lindsay is going to have a major injury. I fear for her. If the reports are true that she is taking pills, I would love to know who is prescribing them to her. Who are you and why are you prescribing pills to Lindsay? I have always said that Lindsay Lohan can be a wonderful, recovering person, provided she gets treatment and successfully completes rehab.”

In addition he says:

“Lindsay is a wonderful talent. I truly feel for Lindsay. I don’t think a conservatorship for Lindsay is ever going to happen because she hasn’t exhibited mental health issues. In this country you can use drugs until you die, that isn’t grounds to get a conservatorship over someone. Britney’s conservatorship was genius, but it took a lot to successfully pull it off, and she is clearly in a much better place now because of it.”

In an attempt to help Lindsay Lohan, Dr. Pinsky has offered to help her.  He says, “I would love to help her any way I could, either in a public or private setting. All she would have to do is reach out and we could help her.”

Hope she takes it… Laaawwwwd knows she needs it!

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