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		<title>What Happens When A Deer Tries To Nail A Human?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Aug 2010 22:12:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amber Waves</dc:creator>
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Hope everyone&#8217;s having a great weekend.. and don;t get too crazy tonight like THIS guy!
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<p>Hope everyone&#8217;s having a great weekend.. and don;t get too crazy tonight like THIS guy!</p>
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		<title>Woman Who Called 911 Looking For A Date Speaks Out!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 18:09:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amber Waves</dc:creator>
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Truer words have never been spoken from this beautiful beast of a woman!
Yesterday, the internet went crazy over this woman who drunkenly called 911 four times in search of love…or you know, a good lay.
This morning, the woman, Miz Bernadette Music, makes sweet melodies in our ears as she tries to explain herself and her drunkenness.
Check out [...]]]></description>
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<p>Truer words have never been spoken from this beautiful beast of a woman!</p>
<p>Yesterday, the internet went crazy over this woman who drunkenly called 911 four times in search of love…or you know, a good lay.</p>
<p>This morning, the woman, <strong>Miz Bernadette Music</strong>, makes sweet melodies in our ears as she tries to explain herself and her drunkenness.</p>
<p>Check out her awesomeness above.</p>
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		<title>Jimmy Fallon Accused of Sexual Discrimination&#8230;By A Dude!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 17:57:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amber Waves</dc:creator>
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Jimmy Fallon has found himself on the receiving end of a sexual-discrimination complaint brought by a former stage manager who claims he lost his job because &#8220;Jimmy preferred taking directions from a woman.&#8221;
Seriously?
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<p>Jimmy Fallon has found himself on the receiving end of a sexual-discrimination complaint<a href="http://images.eonline.com/static/news/pdf/FallonSexDiscrimination.pdf" target="_blank"> </a>brought by a former stage manager who claims he lost his job because &#8220;Jimmy preferred taking directions from a woman.&#8221;</p>
<p>Seriously?</p>
<p>In documents filed with the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission and the New York Division of Human Rights, Paul Tarascio alleges he was discriminated against by Fallon and his staff discriminated by being demoting and then fired as stage manager despite 14 years of experience in the job working with predecessor <strong>Conan O&#8217;Brien</strong>. The action claims that Tarascio was replaced with a less qualified woman.</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s a tough thing for him to be told that the reason why he was being moved from one position to another was that Jimmy Fallon preferred to take direction from a woman,&#8221; Tarascio&#8217;s attorney, Dominick Bratti, tells E! News.</p>
<p>Per his complaint, the technician did not follow the rest of CoCo&#8217;s crew to California to work on <em>The Tonight Show</em> but instead was hired on as first stage manager by Fallon after he took over <em>Late Night</em>. A few months after the show&#8217;s launch, in July 2009, Tarascio says in his filing that he was informed that he was being demoted to second stage manager based solely on the host&#8217;s gender preference for the No. 1 position.</p>
<p>After months of wrangling back and forth over what he felt was discriminatory action, Tarascio claims he was then let go in March on the basis of &#8220;fabricated performance issues.&#8221;</p>
<p>Bratti says that more than anything his client just wants &#8220;his job back,&#8221; but if not, he&#8217;s going to ask for redress via the EEOC and seek damages.</p>
<p>No comment as of press time from Fallon&#8217;s camp, probably cause he&#8217;s getting ready to host the Emmys next month.</p>
<p>Maybe they could settle this with a little Cell Phone Shootout.</p>
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		<title>Pilot Pretends To Faint, Scares The Living Hell Out Of His Passenger!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 16:16:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amber Waves</dc:creator>
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This is just sooo wrong&#8230; But too funny to pass up!!
I love how bad the guy in the back freaks out.. Priceless!!
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<p style="text-align: left;">This is just sooo wrong&#8230; But too funny to pass up!!</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">I love how bad the guy in the back freaks out.. Priceless!!</p>
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		<title>Arm Wrestling Match Ends Brutally.  Guy Gets His Arm Broken!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 16:13:27 +0000</pubDate>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Gross Gross Gross Gross GROSS!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>Barack Obama Not Invited To Chelsea Clinton&#8217;s Wedding</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 15:07:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amber Waves</dc:creator>
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President Barack Obama told the ladies of The View that he will not be attending the upcoming nuptials of Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky.
He explains:
&#8220;I was not invited to the wedding because I think Hillary and Bill, properly, want to keep this thing for Chelsea and her soon-to-be husband. You don&#8217;t want two presidents at one wedding! All the secret service, [...]]]></description>
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<p>President Barack Obama told the ladies of <em>The View</em> that he will not be attending the upcoming nuptials of Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky.</p>
<p>He explains:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;I was not invited to the wedding because I think Hillary and Bill, properly, want to keep this thing for Chelsea and her soon-to-be husband. You don&#8217;t want two presidents at one wedding! All the secret service, guests going through [metal detectors], all the gifts being torn apart.&#8221;</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Or maybe the Clinton family is straight disassociating themselves from his punk ass&#8230; You know, with his approval ratings so low? Or maybe it&#8217;s the fact that he spends more time doing interviews with <em>The View</em> and <em>ESPN</em> than he does in the office!</p>
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		<title>Hospital Mix Up Leaves Family At Bedside Of Daughter They Thought Survived Car Crash For A Week. Only To Find Out It Was Her Best Friend In Bed While Their Daughter Had Died!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 22:40:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amber Waves</dc:creator>
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A family is celebrating after discovering the daughter they were told had died in a car crash is alive after a hospital mix-up.
However, the news meant heartache for the parents of the girl&#8217;s best friend &#8211; as it emerged it was their daughter who died in the accident.
Abby Guerra’s funeral was due to take place [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: left;">However, the news meant heartache for the parents of the girl&#8217;s best friend &#8211; as it emerged it was their daughter who died in the accident.</p>
<p>Abby Guerra’s funeral was due to take place today after her parents were told she had been killed in the crash along with another friend.</p>
<p>However, on Saturday, hospital officials in Glendale, Arizona, announced the 19-year-old was alive and in a coma.</p>
<p>A mix up at the crash scene had led to the talented young football player being mistaken for her best friend, 21-year-oldMarlena Cantu.</p>
<p>Abby had suffered severe head injuries, a broken back and punctured lung and was unrecognisable due to facial swelling and having her head shaved for a brain operation.</p>
<p>Marlena’s family had maintained a bedside vigil after being told she was in a critical condition while Abby’s friends and family were told to prepare the teenager&#8217;s funeral.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Staff at Evansville College in Indiana where Abby was a star member of the soccer team posted an online tribute as they mourned her death.</p>
<p>It wasn&#8217;t until dental records were finally checked that authorities realised there had been a mix-up.</p>
<p>The young woman lying in a coma in a Phoenix hospital was Abby while Marlena had died at the scene of the crash.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">The victims had been returning from a trip to Disneyland in LA when their 4&#215;4 suffered a rear tyre blow-out.</p>
<p>Tyler Parker, 20, also died at the scene.</p>
<p>Abby’s aunt Dorenda Cisneros said the family was overjoyed she had survived, but felt sympathy for the Cantu family.</p>
<p>&#8216;<em>I mean, you&#8217;re ecstatic for one &#8211; I mean, it&#8217;s a miracle &#8211; but in the same you feel angry, because we mourned all week</em>,&#8217; she said.</p>
<p>Colleen Donovan kept a vigil outside what she thought was Marlena’s hospital room.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><em>You&#8217;re not looking for differences</em>,’ she said.</p>
<p>‘<em>It didn&#8217;t look like anyone I&#8217;d ever seen</em>.</p>
<p><em>&#8216;Every day her parents went to the hospital having hope that she&#8217;s living one more day, then to find out it&#8217;s not her</em>.</p>
<p>&#8216;<em>And Abby&#8217;s parents, too. They&#8217;ve gone through all these emotions, and now they find out she&#8217;s really alive. Abby still has a struggle to survive.</em>&#8216;</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">The mix-up mirrors that of another mistaken identity case involving two girls in the U.S. in 2006.<br />
Whitney Cerak, 20, was thought to have been among four students who died when their van crashed in Indiana.</p>
<p>But five weeks after the accident, the family of another student, Laura Van Ryn, realised the hospitalised young woman they thought was their daughter actually was Whitney.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Soo sad!!</p>
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		<title>Linda Hogan Engaged to 21-Year-Old Charlie Hill</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 20:33:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amber Waves</dc:creator>
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So, so, sooo gross!!
50-year-old Linda Hogan, former wife of Hulk Hogan, is now engaged to her 21-year-old boyfriend Charlie Hill. Yes, you read that correctly.
The two began dating when Charlie was only 19 and was friends with her son Nick. You can pretty much guess they’re not friends anymore.
I can’t wait to hear what the Hulk has to [...]]]></description>
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<p>So, so, sooo gross!!</p>
<p>50-year-old <strong>Linda Hogan</strong>, former wife of <strong>Hulk Hogan</strong>, is now engaged to her 21-year-old boyfriend <strong>Charlie Hill</strong>. Yes, you read that correctly.</p>
<p>The two began dating when Charlie was only 19 and was friends with her son Nick. You can pretty much guess they’re not friends anymore.</p>
<p>I can’t wait to hear what the Hulk has to say about this. Hopefully, his comments will be as great as they were last year when he spoke with <em>Rolling Stone</em>:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>“You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater [Florida] and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife … I totally understand O.J. I could have turned everything into a crime scene like O.J., cutting everybody’s throat.”</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Charlie will become stepfather to Linda’s two children Nick, 19 and Brooke, 22.</p>
<p>Weirdest shit ever..</p>
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		<title>Amanda Bynes Has Officially Un-Retired From Acting (Yaaawwwn)!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 07:01:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amber Waves</dc:creator>
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That was fast&#8230; and completely unexpected&#8230;lol!
Actress Amanda Bynes has returned to Hollywood after heating up the blogosphere with news of her retirement from acting last month.
Bynes, 24, grandly declared her comeback to the big screen on her Twitter account on Friday.
“i’ve unretired,” the notorious Twitter freak posted.
n June, Amanda alerted fans that she was leaving acting [...]]]></description>
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<p>That was fast&#8230; and completely unexpected&#8230;lol!</p>
<p>Actress Amanda Bynes has returned to Hollywood after heating up the blogosphere with news of her retirement from acting last month.</p>
<p>Bynes, 24, grandly declared her comeback to the big screen on her Twitter account on Friday.</p>
<p><em>“i’ve unretired,”</em> the notorious Twitter freak posted.</p>
<p>n June, Amanda alerted fans that she was leaving acting because the craft that made her the darling of Nickelodeon in the late 1990s and early 2000s simply wasn’t as fun as it used to be.</p>
<p><em>“Being an actress isn’t as fun as it may seem… If I don’t love something anymore I stop doing it. I don’t love acting anymore so I’ve stopped doing it,”</em> she Tweeted at the time.</p>
<p>At the time, however, Amanda did admit that she was a little young to call it quits already.</p>
<p><em>“I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first. I’ve #retired.”</em></p>
<p>Bynes’s career credits Nickelodeon’s sketch comedy entitled <em>All That</em>, and she even fronted her — own simply called <em>The Amanda Show</em>. Amanda also starred along with Jennie Garth on The WB sitcom called <em>What I Like About You</em>. She’s also appeared in a few movies, includng <em>She’s The Man </em>and <em>Hairspray</em>.</p>
<p>She hits screens again Sept. 17 in the comedy <em>Easy A</em>, co-starring Emma Stone</p>
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A guy in a Harry Potter shirt stabbed someone in the eye with a pen at Comic Con last night over a seat at the Resident Evil: Afterlife panel. Now he&#8217;ll never get to ask his incredibly pedantic question!
Don&#8217;t even get it twisted for a minute, these nerds are vicious!
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<p>A guy in a Harry Potter shirt stabbed someone in the eye with a pen at Comic Con last night over a seat at the <em>Resident Evil: Afterlife</em> panel. Now he&#8217;ll never get to ask his incredibly pedantic question!</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t even get it twisted for a minute, these nerds are vicious!</p>
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