Gerard get your fat ass back in the gym Playboy!  Thats a looong way away from that body we saw in ‘300′!!

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According to sources, Lindsay Lohan and Gerard Butler were among the many celebrities attending the launch of the Sol Kerzner Mazagan Beach Resort in Morocco over the weekend. Other celebs included Guy Ritchie, Naomi Watts, Lisa Snowdon, Naomi Campbell, and Simon and Yasmin Le Bon.

Snitches at the event said she made her way toward Gerard, snagged him up, and kissed him in the corner of the club. She even dished on Samantha Ronson, saying, “I’m fed up of all the drama. I just want to find someone who loves me back. I feel like I’m going to have a heart attack every time I think about the breakup. I came here to get away from it all. I’m ready to have fun now.”

After dirty dancing in the VIP area of the club, she slobbered all over our sexy Gerard. Boy, he’ll kiss just about anything, won’t he? He’s a horndog.

After mouth banging Gerard, Lindsay stole him away from some dancing lessons at the club. She put her hat on his head, turned up his collar and started dirty dancing with him. Again, they made out in the club, followed by more dancing and flirting.

She said, “He’s hot, he’s mine. I’ve got no ring on my finger so I’m gonna have lots of fun. This is the most romantic place in the world after all.”

To end the fairytale hookup, they drove off together in a golf cart.. True story’.

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