Crystal Harris, fresh off her breakup with Hugh Hefner, decided to hop on a plane and join Heidi Montag in Vegas to host Wet Republic’s pool party this weekend. Holly Madison tweeted her disappointment saying, “That’s disgusting and whoever booked her is tacky!”

Heidi, who says she has been working out, “5 a.m. to 7 p.m. for two months now.” for the party was happy to have newly single Crystal join her, even shouting out her new single “Club Queen” on Twitter. Crystal told People Mag, “I’m doing okay. I just had to get away. Today is the day and I just had to get away. I’m going back tonight so I just wanted to get away for the day.”

Oh, don’t worry guys, it was just for the day. That makes it so much better.

[Photo: Twitter]

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Z list star + Z list star + Z list star= A new reality show.

Heidi Montag and Jake Pavelka, the former Bachelor, were seen filming a scene in LA yesterday for their new reality show. Word is former Real Housewives of New Jersey cast member Danielle Staub will also be joining the show.

Danielle tweeted later in the day, “Had so much fun today!!! @heidimontag it’s wine30 lol!!” while Jake tweeted, “Crazy fun day of shooting!”

That’s a trainwreck waiting to happen…will you watch?

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There is no secret that Bravo is in talks to replace Camille Grammer for season two of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Many names have been thrown out, but the latest boggles our minds- Heidi Montag??

Well, Heidi is plastic enough to appear on the show, but she doesn’t live in the 90210 area code. No prob says husband Spencer, “We would move to Beverly Hills in a heartbeat. We would be psyched if this happened for us.”

Honestly as much as we hate Spencer and Heidi, the drama those two would bring to Real Housewives may be worth watching.

We are not sure how close this will be to actually happening as Bravo’s Andy Cohen replied “Hell no.” when a fan asked him on Twitter, “Spencer Pratt says he and Heidi want to be on RHOBH. Is there any way you would consider that??”

How do you think?

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Heidi Montag hasn’t been in the new for a couple weeks, must be time for another tabloid cover!

This time Heidi is revealing some of her plastic surgery scars in the latest issue of Life and Style. Is that the same expression she used in her post breakup photo shoot for the magazine? Someone get this woman an Oscar already!

The former Hills star reveals a series of unsightly scars, red inflammation and uneven body parts including: a 2-inch-long raised blemish under her chin from her chin reduction, two caterpillar-size bald spots along her hairline from a brow lift, a horrifying jagged line behind her ears from having her ears pinned back, lumpy legs and four spots left on her lower back and below the buttocks from botched liposuction, a bright-red mark inside her right nostril, uneven boobs, a stretched mark on her chest and deep scars around her nipples from a second boob job.

“The big dark mark from my chin reduction is probably the most noticeable. But the absolute worst is on my breasts, and the scariest is below my butt cheek,” Heidi tells Life & Style. “People have fewer scars from car accidents than I have on my body.”

At least this article may turn some young girls away from going under the knife. Yikes.

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Heidi Montag’s mom Darlene Egelhoff started a blog a few months back called, Metamorphosis of a Mother, which until recently, really hasn’t talked about Heidi too much, besides mentioning a few stories of her childhood years.

Darlene made this attempt because as she says, Recently I had decided to leave Heidi out of my blog because I had heard second hand she was accusing me of “using her”.”

Darlene then admits that she knows she is getting more attention on her blog from her relation to her famous daughter and admits that she would love to get paid for her writing somehow.

“She is a part of our family whether she acts like it at this time or not. If you don’t like it Heids, call me, lets work it out, otherwise too bad. I’m the mother; its time you showed a little respect.  I have made mistakes but none that warrant completely shunning your entire family as a result. If you want to recieve grace you must give grace.”

Heidi and Spencer have yet to comment on the blog posting, but obviously tensions have run high in the past and aren’t going away yet.

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More Heidi Montag drama about what else? Plastic surgery. Hey, she can’t complain about Spencer now they just got back together… so plastic surgery is her next “go to” for some publicity checks. Her surgery was performed with Dr Frank Ryan, who passed away in a car accident last month. Heidi has called him “an angel” in the past, but is now singing a whole different tune for ABC News… and by the way, ABC News?? Really? Is this the kind of “news” you care about??

“I definitely think I should have been way more informed,” Montag said. “I think that doctors should really walk you through all aspects of it, not just the glamorous side of it. Doctors, it’s like they’re selling you cookies or something.

“I don’t want the biggest boobs in the world and, to be honest, I would take them out and downsize them but I don’t want to go under the knife again. I feel like I’m stuck with them now… sometimes I wish I could go back to the original Heidi.”

“He didn’t sign up to be the nurse to his 23-year-old wife at the time, day and night,” she said. “It was so traumatizing what my body looked like. I couldn’t look in the mirror. I was hysterically crying… and he’s like, ‘I didn’t marry this girl.’”

Do you think Heidi knew what she was getting herself into? Or is this all for publicity?

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Thought you were in the clear from a Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt XXX tape? Guess again!

Steven Hirsch, CEO of Vivid Entertainment wrote an open letter to TMZ for Heidi and Spencer inviting them to direct their own porn films and it will give them a chance to explore their “wildest fantasies.”

The couple have yet to answer but Spencer did tweet, ” “Somebody asked me today if I made a deal with the devil. I said ‘Don’t you think I would have made a better deal?’ ”

Lol hey it’s a job, guys. You’re not bringing in The Hills money any more!

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Back in January, the LAPD SWAT team ran up to Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s house, guns aimed.

Spencer says, “The police got a call that a car had pulled up and security guards got out and took a woman with a bag over her head into the house.”

RadarOnline reports, In the mayhem, four officers whipped guns from their hip holsters and ordered Spencer onto his knees, while Heidi cowered on the couch with her hands behind her head.

Earlier, Spencer had refused to open the doors as he desperately tried to convince the poice that the 911 call was a sick prank.

“I finally told Heidi to put her hands behind her head while I open the door. I also put my hands behind my head and dropped to the floor and the police yelled ‘Get up!’”

Spencer is seen being shoved to his knees and heard begging cops not to force his Heidi to the ground, because he said, she just had surgery.

“They needed to search our house for the ‘hostage’, so they handcuffed us,” Spencer said.

So basically it was a case of mistaken identity, but cmon, it must have been fun to take down Spencer Pratt and cuff him!

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The gruesome twosome known as Speidi are admitting to Life & Style this month that they are broke.. does this have anything to so with Heidi’s mom saying last week that she is working as a maid? Probably.

How do you spend $10 million? Renting a $35,000 per month Malibu house, $3 million on Heidi’s music career including buying songs for $40,000 each, Heidi’s surgeries and aftercare, six cars, healing crystals and private jets, oh and they owe $2 million in taxes.

Spencer says, “”We thought The Hills was going to be like 90210 and we’d have another five to 10 years,” Spencer says. “The ratings were consistent. But we never saw Jersey Shore coming. Before, TV audiences were fine with seeing us all argue, but now they want you to punch one another in the face and hook up with three different people. Our cast was a bit boring and snoozeworthy in comparison. No wonder we got canceled.”

Heidi says, “”At our lowest point, I considered posing for nude pictures in Playboy,” but she says Spencer’s parents’ said they would let the two live in their guesthouse if she didn’t “I feel like I’m 14 years old again. Spencer’s parents go to the grocery store for us once a week and that’s all we get.”

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Heidi and Spencer are officially back on… for now anyways.

The two hit up Sin City this weekend although didn’t really dress up, Heidi wore a short dress and Spencer looked like an alien. Seems about normal.

Heidi said about the pair, “Fortunately, we are together. So it’s been a long summer, and we are together, and I’m so excited to be in Vegas together and to have our friends there.”

When asked if she would gamble, she said, “I definitely don’t have enough money to go gambling. In this economy, I’m keeping every penny.”

Yeah, just ask your mom!

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