The gruesome twosome known as Speidi are admitting to Life & Style this month that they are broke.. does this have anything to so with Heidi’s mom saying last week that she is working as a maid? Probably.
How do you spend $10 million? Renting a $35,000 per month Malibu house, $3 million on Heidi’s music career including buying songs for $40,000 each, Heidi’s surgeries and aftercare, six cars, healing crystals and private jets, oh and they owe $2 million in taxes.
Spencer says, “”We thought The Hills was going to be like 90210 and we’d have another five to 10 years,” Spencer says. “The ratings were consistent. But we never saw Jersey Shore coming. Before, TV audiences were fine with seeing us all argue, but now they want you to punch one another in the face and hook up with three different people. Our cast was a bit boring and snoozeworthy in comparison. No wonder we got canceled.”
Heidi says, “”At our lowest point, I considered posing for nude pictures in Playboy,” but she says Spencer’s parents’ said they would let the two live in their guesthouse if she didn’t “I feel like I’m 14 years old again. Spencer’s parents go to the grocery store for us once a week and that’s all we get.”
Heidi and Spencer are officially back on… for now anyways.
The two hit up Sin City this weekend although didn’t really dress up, Heidi wore a short dress and Spencer looked like an alien. Seems about normal.
Heidi said about the pair, “Fortunately, we are together. So it’s been a long summer, and we are together, and I’m so excited to be in Vegas together and to have our friends there.”
When asked if she would gamble, she said, “I definitely don’t have enough money to go gambling. In this economy, I’m keeping every penny.”
Heidi Montag’s mom is a smart lady. How do we know? For one she always saw through Spencer Pratt’s BS. Or at least her Hills script told her to pretend to. Either way, Heidi’s mom is going through some hard times right now. Her restaurant in Created Butte Colorado had to close and she has been working as a maid.
She says some people she works for recognize her, “That’s very humbling for me and I very much appreciate that experience because I don’t ever want to get full of myself and think I’m too good to do anything,”
Darlene Egelhoff says she has not talked to her daughter in nine months and has even started a blog called Metamorphosis of a
Mother in hopes Heidi will read it.
That’s cold Heidi.. Call your mom and help her out! Even selling that purse – it’s probably worth a couple grand!
Speidi is back! Heidi officially tears up the fake divorce papers in which she cited “irreconcilable differences” which really stood for “marriage on hold until creepy beard is shaved”.
After Pratt was arrested in Costa Rica this month and spent time in the forest, the couple reconciled.
Heidi said, “As far as I’m concerned, the last thing in the world after everything we have just been through is to go through with this divorce. But we are just taking life second by second.”
Spencer Pratt has officially shaved his creepy flesh colored beard in probably the lamest YouTube video that has ever been created. The 80s Knight Rider haircut is apparently here to stay.
Heidi and Spencer are back together.. why do we know? Because they call the paps to take pics of them kissing of course.
RadarOnline reports that they have been secretly living together all summer in a rental, which they have completely trashed.
“Heidi and Spencer made some very expensive upgrades to the house, without the owner’s permission,” a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com. “Wanting to keep prying eyes away, they planted 20 foot tall trees along the front of the house against the wall. They also took it upon themselves to change the pool from chlorine to salt water which was very, very expensive.”
Well everyone knows crystals need to be washed in fresh salt water.
Heidi and Spencer were required to “put down a much bigger security deposit because they have four dogs. The dogs peed on a $15,000 carpet and Heidi and Spencer threw it out without telling the owner.”
Honestly does the landlord live under a rock? Who in their right mind would rent a house to these two trainwrecks?
Spencer and Heidi are back together… and we have the airport security in Costa Rica to blame.
Spencer told the AP that Heidi stood by him when he was arrested on weapons charges during the “wildest day of their lives”
He continues, “It was clear we’re soulmates. I don’t see any reason we can’t get back on track,”
Montag replied, “As far as I’m concerned the last thing in the world after everything we have just been through is to go through with this divorce. But we are just taking life second by second.”
Spencer was in Costa Rica on a month long retreat for self improvement and to get rid of his obsession with fame. Heidi was staying nearby in a hotel. While he was there he bought a 9MM and a 45MM and travelled by private plane with the guns locked in his luggage.
“I wouldn’t have gone on a commercial flight” with weapons, he said. “I wouldn’t be that reckless.”
Private planes… now that’s my definition of roughing it.
Spencer is sorry. So sorry he had to write a letter to Heidi. And then send it to People. Because he’s so sorry.
He says, “Divorce can be a trying, draining, and emotionally devastating experience for all involved. Despite these hardships, most individuals manage to conduct themselves with dignity and maturity. I did not – I failed spectacularly.”
About Heidi he says, “I horribly embarrassed the one person that meant the world to me. For my outrageous and infantile behavior, I offer Heidi my most sincere apologies.”
“Over the years, her love, support, and friendship were always given, but never properly cherished. I let her down,” he says. “She never deserved the pain and anguish I put her through, and although I don’t expect it, I hope in time she’ll be able to forgive me.”
“Even though our relationship has changed, I will always count her among my best friends.”
The scary thing about that is it did sound like a real apology. Maybe it’s the calm before the storm. Stay tuned because it can’t end that easily…
Meanwhile, Heidi was on Twitter this week saying, “Giving my self a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies, we have to keep those implants soft.”
