1 WASTED!! Amy Winehouse Passes Out Outside Bar After 16 Hour Drinking Binge

Winehouse was snapped looking worse for wear at 11:30am yesterday after a marathon 16 hour drinking session that reportedly kicked off at 5pm on Monday.

The Back to Black singer was seen slumped outside a pub at 9:30am after crashing out from her big night, before she woke up again to sit on some steps and call for a taxi.

2 WASTED!! Amy Winehouse Passes Out Outside Bar After 16 Hour Drinking Binge

During her wild night out, Amy was seen kissing Mischa Barton and hob-knobbing with Russell Brand’s dad Ron.

She bumped into Mr Brand senior at her favourite drinking hole, Camden’s Hawley Arms, and had such a laugh with him that she even started singing to Ron.

It was at the same pub where she had earlier locked lips with actress Mischa Barton, who has recently moved to London.

After leaving Camden, the 26-year-old then carried on her pub-crawl to the West End and Chinatown.

A source told The Sun: ‘I was told Amy ordered champagne and the group tucked into it before starting on pink cocktails. They were having a great time.’

She then jumped in a taxi to head to Inn 1888 in Marylebone, but was so drunk she strolled out of the cab without paying and passed out on the pub’s outdoor table, taxi driver Michael Prenpeh said.

Mr Prenpeh told the tabloid: ‘She was totally gone. She’d no idea what she was doing. She said her boyfriend had no respect for her and was blubbing away – I gave her a tissue.’

This chick needs SERIOUS help..

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George+Clooney+Elisabetta+Canalis+Heading+A6Ulw7C78nMl1 Clooneys Girlfriend Distraught Over Cocaine Claims **Update**

Is Clooney dating a cokehead? Elisabetta Canalis is all over the news because of the whole coke bust she was allegedly involved in.

“I have heard that Elisabetta is distraught but that George is standing by her,” Milan socialite and party girl Francesca Biagini told E! News. “In Milan, everyone is talking about this. It’s a huge scandal and we think more celebrities will be named.”

“Elisabetta was a regular at Hollywood in Milan for several years,” she said. “She’s friends with a lot of the models who live in the city. I last saw her there at a birthday party last year for the captain of AC Milan. I never saw her doing cocaine, but she’s always the life and soul of the party. She’s a fun girl.”

Yea fun as in COKE HEAD!!

Just sayin’…

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George+Clooney+Elisabetta+Canalis+Heading+A6Ulw7C78nMl George Clooney Girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis Cocaine Scandal

George Clooney’s girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis has been implicated in a sex and drug scandal after an escort claims she snorted cocaine with the Italian television personality in a Milan nightclub linked to a high-class prostitution ring in 2007.

Two years ago, authorities began investigating two Milan nightspots that were allegedly running an escort-and-prostitution ring fuelled by alcohol and cocaine. The clubs — Hollywood and The Club — were regularly frequented by celebrities. According to model-turned-hooker Karima Menad, 26, Elisabetta took the drug twice while partying at The Club.

“I remember taking cocaine with Elisabetta Canalis and two others. We were in The Club and it was December 2007. We had been at a party of some famous, rich celebrity whose name I cannot remember. I don’t remember who brought the drugs but we all took it,” Menad told prosecutors in 2008, a year before Canalis, 31, began dating the Oscar-nominated Clooney, 49.

Canalis — a former showgirl — is a host for MTV Italy.

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fatchick1 Britains Fattest Woman Dies In Hospital After Gorging On Buckets Of Fried Chicken Snuck In By Family Members!

A woman revealed in The Sun to be Britain’s fattest woman at 45st (630 pounds) has died after secretly GORGING in hospital.

Sharon Mevsimler, 40, was on a strict diet in Chelmsford, Essex, but had family buckets of chicken and fish and chips smuggled in.

She died of a heart attack nine days after we told of the five-footer’s grub addiction.

Sharon begged her family to sneak take-aways into the hospital where she was on a strict diet and horrified witnesses saw relatives smuggling fast food to the gorging mum of four.

And she was so huge that a trolley COLLAPSED as she was wheeled to the mortuary.

Last night an NHS source told The Sun less than two weeks after we revealed how Sharon was the UK’s most overweight woman: “She simply would not stop eating.

She obviously had a serious underlying problem with food, but did nothing to help herself.

“Those who came to visit her in hospital did her no favours.

We saw them bringing in various fatty foods like fish and chips and huge portions of fried chicken when she should not have been eating these things.

“It was infuriating to see her literally eating herself to death.”

Earlier this month The Sun told how devoted husband Bulent had been forced to give up his job to care for Sharon.

Before she was taken to hospital she had spent four years too fat to get out of bed in Chelmsford, Essex.

The mum – whose weight was NORMAL when she got married in her 20s – blamed post natal depression for her piling on the pounds as she became addicted to comfort eating.

Sharon’s bulk put so much strain on her lungs she needed an oxygen tank to breathe.

She was repeatedly warned she was eating herself to death.

But she refused to stop bingeing – despite undergoing a £30,000 op on the NHS earlier this year to have a gastric band fitted. It was meant to have curbed her gargantuan appetite.

Broomfield Hospital in Chelmsford – where the mum had been a patient for two months – refused to comment yesterday.

But a source confirmed: “She died on Saturday. Because of her weight, hospital staff had to be very careful how she was moved.” Sharon’s grief-stricken loved-ones were yesterday preparing to make special funeral arrangements for the mum.

Gatt Dayum!!

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roof Woman Crasher Her Car... Into Someones Roof!!

Maria Rizzo, 34, forgot to put her handbrake on while sightseeing in Alassio, northern Italy.

She was so fixed on taking a perfect holiday snap that she did not notice her car start to roll down a hill.

The Fiat Panda crashed through a barrier and smashed into the roof of a nearby house wedging itself in the bathroom.

A police spokesman said: “Luckily no one was home at the time – so nobody was hurt, but the owner of the property did have a surprise when they arrived home.”

She’s lucky her ass didn’t get killed!

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monkeyarmy The Taliban Is Training Jihad Monkeys To Kill Americans?!

Afghanistan’s Taliban insurgents are training monkeys to use weapons to attack American troops, according to a recent report by a British-based media agency.

Reporters from the media agency spotted and took photos of a few “monkey soldiers” holding AK-47 rifles and Bren light machine guns in the Waziristan tribal region near the border between Pakistan and Afghanistan. The report and photos have been widely spread by media agencies and Web sites across the world.

According to the report, American military experts call them “monkey terrorists.”

As a form of cruel political means, wars are launched to meet political goals through conquest, devastation, assaults and other means.

In a sense, the emergence of “monkey soldiers” is the result of asymmetrical warfare. The United States launched the war in Afghanistan using the world’s most advanced weapons such as highly-intelligent robots to detect bombs on roadsides and unmanned aerial vehicles to attack major Taliban targets. In response, the Taliban forces have tried any possible means and figured out a method to train monkeys as “replacement killers” against American troops.

Analysts believe that apart from using “monkey killers” to attack the American troops, the Taliban also sought to arouseWestern animal protectionists to pressure their governments to withdraw troops from Afghanistan.

An American official responded that the Taliban forces have started training “monkey soldiers” after suffering heavy losses, implying that they have exhausted their tricks. Nevertheless, the Taliban believe that the emergence of “monkey soldiers” indicates that they have found smarter and more effective ways to cope with American troops.

Ironically, the initiators of “monkey soldiers” are the Americans. Between the 1960s and the 1970s, the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) trained massive “monkey soldiers” in the Vietnam War and dispatched armed monkeys to dangerous jungles to launch assaults on Vietnamese soldiers. Today, the Taliban forces have given the American troops some of their own medicine.

When armed animals enter interpersonal wars, what kind of world will we face? This cannot but arouse our reflections and concerns.

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c ronaldo hilton Cristiano Ronaldo Is A Father; Mother Unknown!

An early World Cup exit may have plunged Cristiano Ronaldo into an existential crisis, but Portugal’s national team captain does have other reasons to smile.

The soccer stud announced today that he recently became the father of a baby boy, born in June to an anonymous American – and he has exclusive custody!

Lucky fir his ass, the mother is not Kim Kardashian.

The news appeared on the website of his employer, Real Madrid, and Ronaldo’s Twitter and Facebook pages, and does not appear to be a hoax … we think.

“It is with great joy and emotion that I inform I have recently become a father to a baby boy,” read the statement from Ronaldo, who is 25 and unmarried.

“With the agreement of the mother, who wishes to remain anonymous, I will have exclusive custody of my son,” added the world’s highest paid soccer star.

“I request everyone to fully respect my right to privacy [and that of the child] at least on issues as personal as these are,” Cristiano Ronaldo added.

Portuguese newspaper Correio da Manha says Ronaldo’s mother and sisters were completing the paperwork necessary to bring the child to Portugal.

Ronaldo, whose penchant for group sex and hookers is as well documented as his on-field mastery, sure knows how to score around a goaltender.

Congrats dude!!

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drugs $45 Million Worth Of Drugs Seized From Tractor Trailer In California!!

This is crazy!!

(CNN) — Authorities in southern California said the strong smell of marijuana helped them discover $45 million worth of drugs in the back of a tractor-trailer they had pulled over for a traffic violation.

Deputies stopped the truck Wednesday morning, then opened the trailer after finding problems with the paperwork for the load, the San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Office said Friday.

An “overwhelming odor” led investigators to about 20 tons of narcotics stashed in pallets in the back of the truck, including about 38,000 pounds of marijuana, 2,700 pounds of cocaine and 67 pounds of methamphetamine, the sheriff’s office said in a statement.

Sheriff Rod Hoops said Friday night the seizure was one of the largest in the county’s history.

The truck’s driver, Fernando Luevano, 32, was arrested and charged with possession, transportation and sale of narcotics, authorities said.

Dayyum!! When his boss hears about this he’s gonna be pisssssed!!!!

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