Ashlee Simpson was seen this morning making a run to Starbucks with her assistant. Ashlee was stocking up on tea and coffee, maybe to spend the day working on her new clothing line. Ashlee and her sister Jessica Simpson just announced that the two are going to be working on their own pre-teen clothing line. Jessica has already had a successful line for women called Jessica Simpson Collection and this would be an extension of that.

Jessica said of her sister, “Creating a tween apparel collection was a natural extension for the brand. I’m excited to bring my sister, Ashlee, along as co-creative director of this division, because she brings a savvy rocker edge that defines today’s tweens.”

Let’s hope those pants Ashlee is wearing are not a part of the collection.

[Photos: GSI Media]

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Jessica Simpson is known for being a singer, an actress, but lately she is known mostly for her fashion and shoe line. Yesterday Jessica was seen leaving West Hollywood’s popular Katsuya sushi restaurant with fiancee Eric Johnson in what looks like a pajama top and nude pumps. What do you think of this look?

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Warning: these figures will probably depress you.. read on at your own risk:

With her reality show Keeping up with the Kardashians and endorsements in everything from Quick Trim diet cleanse to Kotex tampons to shady credit cards, Kim Kardashian is set to make $6 million dollars this year alone.

Not depressed enough. Get a load of Jessica Simpson. After launching her clothing and accessories line in 2007, her company is expected to make $1 billion in sales next year.

The good news is, it looks like you don’t need talent to be successful!

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After pregnancy rumors have been circulating about newly engaged Jessica Simpson and fiancee Eric Johnson, Jessica was seen out doing tequila shots and drinking in NYC.

Sources say, “They were very well-mannered and drank basil lime gimlets, pineapple 75’s, Maker’s on the rocks, margaritas and wine. They ordered a lot of food. Jessica let her guard down enough to steal a few kisses from her fiancé in front of papa Joe. Jessica, Eric and the crew settled on shots of Don Julio to finish out the evening.”

So… either she is not pregnant or already majorly sucks at motherhood. The good news is she has awesome taste in tequila!

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Jessica Simpson just sent a big “F U – TOP THAT” to ex Nick Lachey’s engagement news last week by dropping some of her own less than a week later. Jessica and former SF 49er Eric Johnson announced their engagement after only 6 months of dating and only a couple weeks after his divorce papers were finalized. Dude doesn’t waste any time!

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo dated on and off for years before getting engaged.

Here’s the big question… who has the better engagement ring? Jessica’s is a Neil Lane ring and features a ruby along with diamonds. Vanessa’s is a more classic diamond. Which do you prefer?

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Nick Lachey and longtime girlfriend Vanessa Minillo got engaged this week. One person who would not be too thrilled about the engagement is Nick’s ex Jessica Simpson.

A tells Popeater, “Even though Jessica wants to be happy for Nick, this is a very difficult time for her.” Tha source continues, “Nick was the love of her life then, man, and he was her first, so she will always have a very special place in her heart for him. She’s deeply saddened.”

Vanessa was featured in one of Nick’s unpopular music videos just months after his split from Jessica. The two have been dating for about four years.

Must be a lot easier to date someone who doesn’t have such a controlling father in law. Even still, Jess should be relieved that she is dating someone… That always makes it easier when an ex gets engaged!

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I can’t decide if this is a good or bad look for her.. What do yall think??

Either way, happy Monday!!

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In a new interview with Playboy, John Mayer makes sure to say that he’s NOT a douchebag.

He then spends the entire interview proving why so many people consider him to be a giant douchebag.

We’ll let Mayer dig his own douchey grave below, as he recounts what it was like to sleep with Jessica Simpson and why he and Jennifer Aniston broke up…

On sex with Simpson: That girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy… It was like sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f*ckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*ck you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f*cking you.’”

On Aniston: That woman was the most communicative, sweetest, kindest person.

On their break-up: There was a rumor that I’d been dumped because I was tweeting too much. That wasn’t it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter… She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction.

On current sex life: I get less ass now than I did when I was in a local band. Because now I don’t like jumping through hoops.

On NOT being a douchebag: From now on I’m just going to pretend that people really dig the s*** out of me. I’ve been trying to prove to people I’m not a douchebag by not dating, by keeping my name out of Us Weekly. That’s f*cked up, man. I’m not dating. I’m not even f*cking. So now I’m going to experiment with ‘f*ck you.’

Mayer: It depends on what I picked up. My two biggest hits are “Your Body Is a Wonderland” and “Daughters.” If you think those songs are pandering, then you’ll think I’m a douche bag. It’s like I come on very strong. I am a very…I’m just very. V-E-R-Y. And if you can’t handle very, then I’m a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That’s why black people love me.

Playboy: Because you’re very?

Mayer: Someone asked me the other day, “What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?” And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a n*gger pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, “I can’t really have a hood pass. I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’”

So in short, John Mayer’s awesomeness grows by the hour!

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No wonder she’s been getting so fat lately! The bong hits are giving her the munchies!!

Lol, this picture totally just made my day!

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Supposedly, Heather Locklear had Ashlee Simpson fired from the show. Since Ashlee wanted to be quite the professional, her sister is taking out her frustrations on the show for her.

She’s had some bad scripts to work with and calls “Melrose Place” crap? I haven’t seen the new MP, but I wouldn’t call “Blond Ambition”, “Employee Of The Month”, or “Major Movie Star” box office gold.

Jessica wouldn’t know a good script if one flew in her window and smashed her skull open.. And I kinda wish one would!

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