Look out- Star Magazine is in the mood to make up a hilarious rumor- John Mayer & Miley Cyrus are dating?

The magazine reports, “They’ve actually been friends for years, but now that she’s 18, he’s really digging the attention. I think they’re both ready for a good time!”

Yes, making fun of John Mayer is always fun.. and easy, but is he really a creeper who has been hanging around Miley until she turned 18?

Sources say the two got close at the Grammys this weekend saying, “It was quick and intense and a bit shocking, but it also seemed sweet,” says the eyewitness. “Afterward, Miley slapped his butt and told him, ‘You rock!’”

“Miley’s parents Billy Ray and Tish are freaked out about her interest in John, but she’s not listening to them at all!”

Do you believe this rumor?

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John Mayer is known for being a dirt bag with the ladies. The singer has dated Jessica Simpson (who he put on full blast on Howard Stern), Jennifer Aniston and many more A list celebs.. he even almost dated Katy Perry. Mayer held a press conference to talk about the break up of himself and Aniston and accoding to a source, girls still hate him for that and aren’t afraid to tell him.

The source says, “Girls came up and yelled at him, saying he was a horrible person. Girls asked how he could treat women the way he did. People would tell him exactly what they thought of him.”

To that we say, keep up the good work ladies!

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Before Katy Perry married Russell Brand, she was doing some heavy flirting with who else but media whore John Mayer.

A day before the 2009 VMAs, Mayer and Perry met up at the Gold Room in NYC after Perry attended a Jay-Z concert. They had never met before, but had been texting and talking on the phone.

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Honestly, if this story is true, we need to start bottling whatever strange super pheromone that John Mayer uses to hypnotize his victims girlfriends.

Sources tell Page Six that they went out the other night, “They brought along other friends, but the idea was to see if they would hit it off.”

Kim is currently filming her show in New York and has made it clear that she wants to start dating… but cmon Kimmy… not John Mayer!

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Taylor, you seem like such a talented young woman, but your taste in men sucks!

A Jonas brother? Taylor Lautner? JOHN MAYER??!!!

Cmon!!

Taylor Swift admits she is no mystery when it comes to her lyrics. Her words are about as subtle as a ton of bricks.

Her song about Mayer says, “It was wrong/Don’t you think nineteen’s too young/To be played/By your dark, twisted games/When I loved you so.”

“My mother accused me of losing my mind/But I swore I was fine…”

“You’ll add my name to your long list of traitors who don’t understand/And I’ll look back in regret I ignored what they said/‘Run as fast as you can’.”

Anyone thinking of dating John Mayer should listen to Taylor Swift and “run”!!

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Good news.  John Mayer has deleted his Twitter account.  The shocking part is that he had over 3 million followers.

Maybe he can use all the free time to spend with Jennifer Aniston?

His rep says it’s because his tour is over and he is going to focus on being in the studio.  Let’s see how long he can last this time.

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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer were rumored to have hooked up last month but after reports came out Mayer bashed the media for reporting things that simply were not at all true.

However, Jennifer Aniston is currently in Atlanta filming a Wanderlust with co-star Paul Rudd.  This weekend she took time out of her schedule to attend a John Mayer concert.  After the concert, Mayer rented a room at the Ritz-Carlton for Aniston and some other members of his entourage for a private party.

Hmm…

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The Oprah Winfrey Show is usually one of the first places an entertainer looks to when trying to restore a tarnished image. But in the case of disgraced singer John Mayer the talk show host is putting up a stop sign.

According to reports from various sources, you won’t be seeing John apologize for his use of the N-word in a recent Playboy interview on Oprah’s couch.

Oprah is very good friends with Jennifer Aniston, who was also on the receiving end of harsh remarks by Mr Mayer.

An industry insider says “Oprah is the smartest person on TV and will not let John use her or her show to ask for forgiveness,” …LOL.

“If John really wants to apologize for his racist and sexist comments, he should find somewhere else. The only way Oprah, who is a dear friend of Jennifer Aniston, would ever book him is if John were interested in having a much deeper conversation about race, women and fame.”

Sorry, but what he said wasn’t that big of a deal. People being too oversensitive is slowly killing the entertainment industry.

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From Perez: Just a few months ago, in October of 2009, Perez was in New York City hosting an event. John Mayer obviously was aware of this, as he’s repeatedly admitted in the past that he regularly reads our website, and he started blowing up our cell phone with texts.

The douchebag singer and Perez have had a secret (until now) text and email relationship (nothing sexual) for quite some time now.

Mayer invited us over to his NYC apartment – at 2 AM! – to “listen” to some tracks off his new album. We went – and arrived at 3 AM with three friends, who can verify that this indeed happened.

Over the course of the next five hours, Mayer and Perez pretty much ignored everyone else in the room and engaged in a heated non-stop conversation, the highlight of which was John confronting Perez about whether or not we really think he’s gay.

It went like this:

John: “You think I’m gay don’t you?”

Perez: “Yes.”

John: “I’m not.”

Perez: “Have you ever had a penis in your mouth?”

John: “Yes.”

Perez: “Your’e gay!”

Mayer has already admitted to making out with Perez. Hopefully one day soon he will admit he’s had a penis in his mouth too!

P.S. We’ll happily take another lie detector test to prove all this is true!

Can anyone else smell the gheyness oozing out of their computer screen or is it just me?

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In a new interview with Playboy, John Mayer makes sure to say that he’s NOT a douchebag.

He then spends the entire interview proving why so many people consider him to be a giant douchebag.

We’ll let Mayer dig his own douchey grave below, as he recounts what it was like to sleep with Jessica Simpson and why he and Jennifer Aniston broke up…

On sex with Simpson: That girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy… It was like sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f*ckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*ck you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f*cking you.’”

On Aniston: That woman was the most communicative, sweetest, kindest person.

On their break-up: There was a rumor that I’d been dumped because I was tweeting too much. That wasn’t it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter… She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction.

On current sex life: I get less ass now than I did when I was in a local band. Because now I don’t like jumping through hoops.

On NOT being a douchebag: From now on I’m just going to pretend that people really dig the s*** out of me. I’ve been trying to prove to people I’m not a douchebag by not dating, by keeping my name out of Us Weekly. That’s f*cked up, man. I’m not dating. I’m not even f*cking. So now I’m going to experiment with ‘f*ck you.’

Mayer: It depends on what I picked up. My two biggest hits are “Your Body Is a Wonderland” and “Daughters.” If you think those songs are pandering, then you’ll think I’m a douche bag. It’s like I come on very strong. I am a very…I’m just very. V-E-R-Y. And if you can’t handle very, then I’m a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That’s why black people love me.

Playboy: Because you’re very?

Mayer: Someone asked me the other day, “What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?” And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a n*gger pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, “I can’t really have a hood pass. I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’”

So in short, John Mayer’s awesomeness grows by the hour!

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