Kate Gosselin has majorly downplayed rumors about why two of her sextuplets were expelled from elementary school last month. Kate claimed it was a mutual decision and that she wanted to home school them instead.

RadarOnline reports that this is not the case, “One of the expelled Gosselin kids physically harmed an adult at the school TWO TIMES, creating a situation that caused school administrators to believe they had no choice but to remove that child from school.”

Reports in the past have said that Colin refused to get his school picture taken because he couldn’t tell the difference between the paparazzi and a regular picture for school. There was also word that the kids were taunting other classmates and telling them that Santa did not exist… which we all know is an outright lie!!

Jon Gosselin and his girlfriend Ellen have been trying to get back a sense of normalcy, which can only help the kids, by Jon getting a nine to five job and the couple taking the kids to parks to interact with kids their own age.

Time will tell and how well they adjust to life as they become more and more aware of their lack of privacy in their lives.

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Jon Gosselin is actually employed again.. and the best part is, we don’t have to see him on TV anymore!

That’s right, the father of eight actually went out and found himself a REAL job, just like the rest of us poor saps.

Sources tell E!, Jon is back at work at a normal job not in media or entertainment,” the source says. “He’s working in technology, which he did before the show.”

“He is happy as can be,”

Well yeah.. even if his boss yells at him, it can’t be half as bad as what Kate used to do!

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Two of Jon and Kate Gosselin’s sextuplets, Collin and Alexis, have been expelled from school.

“They’ve fought with their peers, called them nasty names and made fun of other kids,” a source told In Touch Weekly.

“Collin had such bad issues that he refused to get his picture taken at school. He’s tired of being on-camera,”

Wow, that’s actually pretty sad.

“Collin had such bad issues that he refused to get his picture taken at school. He’s tired of being on-camera,”

Those kids should try everything they can to stay in school, after school activities, you name it… it’s the only time they get to be away from Jon and Kate!

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Jon Gosselin isn’t safe anywhere from his fame… not even Taco Bell!

Jon and new girlfriend Ellen Ross stopped by a local Taco Bell drive thru to grab a fifth meal. When they pulled up to the window, according to Ellen Ross’s complaint:

The three girls noticed who Jon was as his phone rang and he answered (it was his attorney, coincidentally), they proceeded to laugh loudly and talk about him as if he weren’t there they said “OMG how funny, that’s him OMG, say something to him say something.” Jon put his car window up to avoid them. Every employee inside was gathered at the window staring and talking loudly about us. When we put the window back down to get our food, one employee (she had a wrap around her head) pulled out her cell phone and held it up to us to try and take a picture, while laughing at us.

Jon maybe this is a sign to lay off the Taco Bell.. wouldn’t hurt- just sayin…

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Jon Gosselin was in court this week trying to get TLC to stop filming his kids for the shows now featuring his ex-wife… but he failed. Since Jon is broke with no job, it’s a wonder he was even able to hire a lawyer at all.

He later Tweeted, “As you may or may not be aware, I have been working for some time to remove my children from television. I do not believe being on TV is beneficial to any of them. They are no longer toddlers that are oblivious to what is going on around them. They are now six and ten, in school and desperately in need of a normal life.

Each of them has experienced negative effects of having their lives so public. Some are struggling with emotional and/or behavioral issues. My goal for my children is for them to have a normal childhood, and gain back their much deserved privacy. This is not about money, this is about my children. No amount of money is worth the price my children are paying. You cannot put a price on childhood. Money comes and goes, but you only have one childhood.

For those questions about money and support, I can say I am supporting my children to the best of my ability. All parties involved know the truth about this. I am and have been actively seeking employment. I have been barred from accepting entertainment deals that would generate income for my family due to contractual obligations. I am also actively looking for a job outside of the entertainment industry and so far, have not secured a position. In the mean time, I have been focusing on spending time with my children and providing a safe, stable, normal and private environment for them!

On October 13, 2010, I went to court to act in the best interest of my children- to remove them from television. The judge respectfully denied my plea, and granted filming rights to their mother. I honor the judge’s decision, but I do not support it. I will not stop fighting to remove my children from television. It is not a child’s job to support themselves, or a lifestyle, they need to be kids. I would like to apologize to my friends, family, and especially my children for not taking a stand earlier in my life and not questioning my decisions to have our lives documented and displayed. I will have to answer to my children for the rest of my life. I will have to live with this guilt the rest of my life. I am truly sorry!”

Wow, is it me or does Jon Gosselin actually sound like the normal one?

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Next time you think of a criminal mastermind, on the level of Keyser Soze, picture this face.

Just when he thought he was in the clear from embarrassing and defaming stories from scorned, mediocre looking ex girlfriends, Jon Gosselin is hit again with the rage of Hailey Glassman.

She claims that Jon Gosselin attempted to extort money out of future ex wife and mother of his eight kids, Kate Gosselin by threatening to call CPS on her.  Like any great criminal, he wrote notes on napkins and pieces of paper that he could read off when he was making these calls to Kate.  In bed.  In front of a witness.  Who he later cheated on.  Genius.

And of course, since he left these notes where Hailey could take them, she later leaked them to Radar Online.  They contain details such as, “Need 50k or 100k now. 24/48 hours go to DA.”

Honestly, this makes me think Jon Gosselin needs his own reality show.  This stuff is classic.

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Anything Hollywood: Glassman goes into graphic details about her ex Jon Gosselin’s manhood… Soo gross, WTF is wrong with these people.

In a shocking interview with Steppin Out magazine, Glassman talks about having sex with Jon, the 32-year-old father of 8 and his manhood.

Glassman claims:  ”He was so small I didn’t think he would cheat on me,”

“He’s hung like a nine-year-old boy,” she snipes. “I’m serious. This is true,” she adds, even claiming he measures up to “3 inches.” “Anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It’s very noticeable. It’s so tiny, tiny, tiny.”  Glassman adds:”would laugh about it with my mom.”

Nautrally Jon wasn’t amused.. Douche bag..

Glassman: ”He said, ‘You know how subconscious [sic] I am of down there,’”  “I would tell him to his face, ‘I don’t think you would cheat on me because you’re so small.’ I would tell him that all the time.”

Jon is now dating Morgan Christie, 25. The couple are vacationing in Hawaii. Jon’sunemployed currently, Morgan comes from a very RICH family.. my point is who do you think is paying the bills?

Oh, what do you think of Hailey’s outfit on the cover? Hit or miss?

I these Z list losers should jump off a bridge. Who the hell is Jon Josellin anyway?  I heard there are a few kids in some place called “Haiti” that may need some help? Maybe we could focus more on some real issues if these cheesefucks would just go away permenantly.  Just a thought?

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These two are fucking ridiculous.Hailey Glassman spoke to “The Insider” about her emotional abuse at the hands of Jon Gosselin, hoping to stir up some pity…and it may have worked…for a minute.

Apparently, she was lying about his so-called “mantrums”, because we’re hearing that Jon asked Hailey to make it all up so that she could get the interview money for doing the appearance. Lovely.

A source said, “Jon actually made the decision to have Hailey go on air and bad mouth him. Jon and Hailey get paid for their appearances on these shows and they need the money. It was easy for Hailey to conjure tears, their lives are less than stellar right now, but Jon hasn’t abused [her].They agreed to have her go on and make the abuse allegations!”

The snitch added, “Jon doesn’t have much money left and he is not currently searching for a real job. Jon still seeks money through his fame and notoriety. He really wants a reality show of his own, and he is stretching out every moment of the drama for a dollar.”

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