Honestly, how on earth does she walk in these things?
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LOL! Completely missed this from last month at the Europe Music Awards, but Eva Longoria dressed up as a ham to poke fun at Lady Gaga’s famous meat dress. Cmon Tony, how could you cheat on this!?
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This is the new YouTube video blowing up right now. It shows Cebu Pacific flight attendants making the safety demonstration a lot more interesting by dancing to Katy Perry and Lady Gaga. For the encore they served drinks in meat dresses.
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I won’t say that I ever was envious of Lady Gaga… until today.
After appearing at a concert in North Carolina, Gaga was apparently inspired so much by a local porn store, that she wrote a song about it! She told the crowd, “This is a very impressive and interesting place, because we actually passed by an adult shop. And the pornography was staggering. I was imp … I found it to be … fun, because I find the ones in New York to be very boring, and I thought they were very fun here, so congratulations on your triple-x stores. I thought they were fabulous. And it was just really beautiful, and I just got really inspired; I was driving in on the highway. I don’t know, I just got really inspired, so I did a great song here. So when you get the album next year, you’ll know I wrote a song in North Carolina … a hit song!”
Well, the Adult Entertainment Broadcast Network heard this and decided to offer Gaga a year’s worth of free adult entertainment! They sent out a press release that said, “Lady Gaga told a concert audience in Charlotte over the weekend that she was so impressed by a ‘fabulous’ XXX store she had visited earlier in the day, that it inspired a new song for her next album,” it read, adding that her comments on the sex shop have already become a YouTube sensation.
“We think she’ll enjoy being able to take over 100,000 titles—straight, gay and everything in-between—on the road with her. Since she was so impressed by a sex shop here, we can’t wait to show her what North Carolina’s online entertainment options have in store for her.”
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Lady Gaga is seen here rallying for gay rights in Portland, Maine yesterday in response to John McCain’s bill to repeal the ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy.
The problem is, meat has to be worked in to all her metaphors as if she is still trying to justify why she wore 3 lbs of pastrami at the MTV VMAs last week. She says equality is the “the prime rib of America,” but “because I am gay, I don’t get to enjoy the greatest cut of meat my country has to offer,”
Gaga is gay? Wasn’t she just dating a dude? She goes on, “Shouldn’t everyone deserve to wear the same meat dress I do?”
So there you have it- gays should be able to wear meat dresses just like the rest of us… wait that’s not it.. aw hell this is why celebrities shouldn’t get political.
This still does not explain why Lady Gaga is dressed as Garth … unless they are coming out with a Wayne’s World III.
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Sometimes you get an outfit that’s so out there, that you probably only wear it once. This is not the case for Lady Gaga who loved wearing meat so much on the Vogue cover, that she decided to wear another meat outfit at the MTV VMAs last night.
Of course PETA is going completely apeshit today over the outfit which honestly is giving me the biggest craving for a deli sandwich, so Gaga went on Ellen today to defend the outfit(s).
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When you think about becoming a woman by changing your entire body structure around to look like a woman including hours and hours in surgery and thousands in medical bills… would you really choose to look like Lady Gaga???
Radar Online reports Penio Daskalov, (yes, this is his real name) 24 of Bulgaria is doing just that.
He goes on to say, “I’ve already contacted her management and told them what I am doing and how I’d like to record a duet with her. I really admire the way she has created herself, so when I’ve had my operations I won’t be quite a man or quite a woman,”
I guess they will have that in common.
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Lady GaGa is a fan of old dudes in makeup ..but not old dudes with sideburns.
Last week she posted a pic of herself on Twitter. As usual she was not wearing pants and was posing in the middle of Kiss in her studio where they are supposedly working on a collaboration. The caption read “Kiss the Queen”. Do these guys wear full makeup in the studio? I would hate to be the guy who has to clean all the makeup off the mics when they leave the studio.
Gene Simmons was quoted saying, “She’s the most exciting thing to happen since us. She’s a female version of us.”
Apparently Gene Simmons is a fan of nipple tape.
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